From A Pen...

So as I have posted before I have gotten back into writing quite a bit and have decided to make a new home for all of it. It's called "from a pen..." and you can check it out at fromapen.blogspot.com .
see you there!
Oh, btw, I will still be posting on this blog, with everything either then my writing.
Cheers!

Hello Again.

I haven't posted anything in a little while so I thought I would throw up a couple of music videos that I am currently enjoying. The first is a Radiohead offering for the song Jigsaw Fall Into Place; it's a helmet cam music video so it has good new bears written all over it. The second selection is from Richard Walters (solo project of the ex Theremin front man) called Brittle Bones. Listen and enjoy.
Cheers!

The Graph of Metal

Just came across this. If you thinking of starting a metal band one of the hardest things to do is to name it. Here we have the main areas you should be thinking of in your naming scheme and examples from all the greats (and not so greats) of the metal game.



It's rather large, so give a click and start the name game.
Cheers!

If You Didn't Know, Now You Know; If You Did Know... Did You Really?

10 Essential facts of John Yon that you must know:
By Annie Wong


1. John Yon was a member of a hard core screamo band. He was the main flutist.

2. John Yon enjoys zombie movies that star brainless monsters that are tortuous to watch. His favorite zombie movie is Sex in the City.

3. John Yon’s ring tone is the South Park theme song.

4. John Yon used to wear a lot of black. Now he wears a lot of tweed.

5. John Yon loves hard and often receives hard love.

6. John Yon has a love-hate relationship with the letter “h” in his name.

7. John Yon’s job at the computer lab mostly involves turning on monitors for frustrated art students.

8. John Yon is a vegetarian. I think.

9. John Yon still yearns for Scully from the X-files.

10. In high school, John Yon used to carry his black sketch book where ever he went. He still does.

Thats One Ugly Mug

So I have been in the market for a new mug to have at my desk at work and settled for a thermos type one to insure my coffee stays warm. I wish I would have seen these first, being first line tech support I think they are quite fitting...


This first tough customer would be super as I sometimes feel the urge to bust some chops when on a daily basis I am visited by this wonderful fellow who insist the computer he is using is broken even though every day i tell him he needs to acquire himself a new temporary user name and password... I guess some people are born with goldfish brains; never fear, it's nothing a pop to the jaw can't fix!



This next snappy little coffee cup with a cute little gun trigger handle would be be perfect to use on those who furiously shake the mouse and proclaim for all the library to hear that "these fucking stupid computers are always broken and no one here knows what the fuck is going on!". I would point it at them and yell "Stick 'em Up!" as I poked the power button which of course they neglected to do before going on their tirade! On days overflowing with these sorts of people I could always make peace with God and turn my mug on myself.



This definitely has nothing to do with any sort of discord in the work place... however it would be beneficial on those coffee runs for the rest of the staff when I wish I had a few more arms.



Finally, there is an on going debate two weather the Sith are superior to the Jedi... I know, I know. Joe has decided to bid the phone calls here farewell by saying "my the force be with you". I think if I had this mug it would put him and his Jedis in their place. The Dark Side is strong in this one!
Cheers!

...and a happy one to you all!

Hello everyone, I guess i haven't written for a while. I hope the new year is finding you all well. It is for me, working, working working, that's what my life is all about. Currently I'm working for Georgian College as the tech guy, it's fun. OH OH OH! I have started writing again and I feel like I'm 17. Here are two of my brain vomits.

An Ill Referenced Love:

It is quite studious, in fact, to say
the night could not be better for a moon dance
or with the stars if it pleases you,
take heart of take my heart.
Speak softly and love viciously
but never in the reverse;
vicious love spoken softly can stop hearts,
a motionless heart calls for bad hymns...
or is that bloodless limbs?
Either way,
Who wants a prayer of ill symphony?

And here is another little nugget of writing, which is infact the most recent. So far it is nameless.

Again and once more I answer:
"your heart is far to big for this place".
Poor mother of magpies,
swollen pith and crux is never secret
once they make their way between your tiny bindings.
Your pith for pithing
your crux for crucifiction.
Never forget, I slept with you offering
fastened to my arm.
In truth, I didn't;
I lay awake and spin the beads.
Rasarium of carion birds
Hail Mother Mary Magpie.

Catching Up

I guess I haven't posted in quite some time. I have been so damn busy. I just started my 3rd semester at Georgian in the CSTN coarse, next semester is my co-op and I'm quite excited about that. To follow up on the Algonquin trip, it was super fun. We ended up interior camping, so it was quite secluded. Our camp site was only accessible by canoe so it was great. It was really odd because random animals would just pass through our campsite and not even give us a second glance. The funniest was this awkward looking pheasant/quail looking bird that walked by so cool and collected. Needless to say when it got dark I was on pheasant/quail patrol. Ever night there was a mouse who hung out with us around the fire and every morning there were three chipmunks who would spend the days with us. At about 4 in the morning on our last day there I heard a rather large heavy footed animal outside our tent. It stopped and took in a deep low breath (I'm guessing it was smelling the tent) so I hit the side of the tent to scare it off; It let out a deep moan and walked off. My guess is that it would have been either a bear or a moose, either way, thats a little scary. On our last day before we left Tia decided to throw the bag with a few arousal cans onto the dock. She heard a hissing noise and informed me so I investigated. Turns out it was the bear mace that had exploded and it got all over me. My leg and foot swelled up and turned purple, but either then that the trip was perfect. Seeing our big trip we planned is done and over with we started planning our next. For Tia's birthday we decided to go to New York. She's been there before and I have yet to so I'm really excited to check out the art gallery and the museum of natural history. I hope the next trip we take is in Europe somewhere, I would love to visit Lahr which is the city in Germany that I grew up. Either then that, everything is pretty much the same. Hopefully I will have some time to make a new post with some opinion on something no one cares about soon =) Now that I come to think of it, heres something! I found this awesome band from Sweden called The Knife. The are a electro/pop/indie kind of band. Their music is great but also their attitudes are so rock star. They refuse to do interviews and any pomo pictures taken of them they are wearing bird masks (the ones the medieval doctors wore during the black plague outbreak). They have been around since 2001 but have only played around 20 shows during the winter of 2006, 3 of which were in the United States. Its so refreshing to see a band that doesn't want notoriety. However their song "Heartbeats" was featured in a Sony commercial for the Bravia TV. They were against the idea, but Sony offered them ALOT of money. In the end they agreed, but they gave rights to Sony to use the song if it was preformed by another artist, so in the end, they aren't in the commercial, just their song preformed by Jose Gonzalez (Who does an amazing job might I add). Way to keep your obscurity! =) Here's a video from their DVD for Heartbeats live. The DVD (Silent Shout - An Audio Visual Experience) showcases their one and only tour and really is what it says, and audio visual experience. The light show, costumes and spectacle pair well with the music. The live version is quite different then the album version. The album version is more dancey and upbeat where the live version seems more somber. Check out the album version if you like what you hear.
Cheers!

My Old Neighborhood Blew Up

As many of you have either seen on the news, or witnessed (my friends in Toronto) the propane facility in Downsview park, which was literally in my back yard in Toronto, blew up. Everyone was evacuated from Stanley Green Park (my old sub-division). I have contacted most of my friends to wish them well and learned two people, a fire fighter and a facility worker died in the explosion. Its amazing that only two people lost their lives considering the explosion looked like an A-Bomb going off. My thoughts go out to everyone involved, it must have been terrifying. Incase you haven't seen what happened here is a short clip of the explosion.

The Retarded Policeman!!!

I have been so damn busy latley, the semester is in it's last week so its time to hand in all the projects and write all the final exams. I thought I would post something as I haven't in a long time. I have been recently informed of a Youtube show called "The Retarded Policeman". Staring as the retarded policeman is Josh Perry, an actor with Down Syndrome. It is terribly offensive on so many levels, but its cool cause Josh knows exactly what he's doing and can actually poke fun at his disability. Here's one episode I find especially funny (watch it all the way through after the credits). Check them all out, they are outrageously funny and quite shocking the first time you see it. Cheers!

Why So Serious?

I of course had a ticket to the midnight screening of The Dark Knight. We showed up at the Barrie Cineplex two hours before the doors opened to the theater, we figured that would be plenty of time. When we showed up the line was almost down the stairs. By midnight all 1050 people were crammed in the lobby (3 theaters, with 350 seat completely sold out). Upon sitting down and waiting for the commercials and previews started, the atmosphere in the theater was almost electric. When the lights went out and they started playing the short milk commercials everyone started cheering, just because we were that much closer to seeing the movie.I must say, the hype and build up and standing in a hot sweaty geek ridden line for two hours was definitely worthy of this movie. It was AMAZING. Of course the cast was excellent (even Maggie Gyllenhaal who I am not a big fan of was good) but the most stand out performance was of course the late Heath Ledger. I remember watching Tim Burton's Batman religiously with my father when I was living in Germany almost ever night for the longest time. Jack Nicholson as the Joker was what I thought was the peak of what the Joker could possibly be. The only thing that ever bothered me about him was his perfect make up. How can someone constantly on the run from authorities have such excellently applied make up? When I first heard Heath Ledger was playing the Joker in the second installment of the revived Batman franchise I remember the blogs and posts about how bad of a decision the casting director made. I had been on a Broke Back Mountain kick because it is such an amazing movie and totally believed that someone who could put their own sexuality aside to play a role could pretty much do anything. In a way, I think the rest of the franchise might be doomed. If you haven't seen the movie yet I would advice you to stop reading now. So we have the ending of the movie; the Joker survives and is carted away to prison by the feds and Two Face has fallen to his demise. I think they did this because the realized Heath's character was what was selling the movie and hopefully the rest of the franchise (whysoserious.com, posters, commercials ex...), but what now? No more Joker? They wouldn't dare recast the Joker, that would be all 500 nails driven into their coffin all at once. No more Two Face right? The one possibly villain who could be carried over to the next movie can't be because Harvey Dent is dead... or is he? I could possibly foresee Harvey not actually being dead and come back to be the main villain in the next installment, some sort of faked death scam so he can regroup, gather up the resources and goons he needs for a proper assault on Gotham City. However, that still comes back to the fact that I think the franchise may be doomed. What's next? How can they possibly top Heath's performance? Not only was his performance legendary (I seriously believe it was) but the stigma of Heath playing such a deranged character and then ultimately meeting his mysterious demise makes this character really come to life through his death. I for one don't think that his death had anything to do with suicide or the role of the Joker taking over his mind, it was all just a mistake in moderation but regardless, it still adds a whole new level to the character. Believe me when I say that I am the first to hope that when the third installment comes out I'll be in the audience at a midnight screening eating my words with a side of popcorn and root beer, but I'm a pessimist through and through and will always be one. The death of such a talented actor is terrible especially when it was said he was in the prime of his career; I hope the franchise won't end up dying with Heath.

The 19 Billion 250 Million Dollar Question

So it looks like the cell phone companies are doomed. Auction 73 finished in March with a result not many people thought would turn out, or agree with or for the most part understand the ramifications behind. Auction 73 was the federal auction for the 700MHz spectrum. For those who don't know, the 700MHz spectrum is the wave length at which calls, text messages and emails are sent and received via cell phone. The auction started in January with a few interested bidders such as AT&T, Quailcom, Virgin Mobile and oddly enough, the advertising power-house knows for it's search engine, Google. Google's explanation for the want for the 700MHz was simple: if it costs the same to chat with someone across the street from you or on the other side of the world, all your simply paying for is the Internet connection. Why should it be any different for phone calls. However, Google took it one step further and asked themselves, why should we have to pay for our hardware (cell phones, PDAs, Black Berries) and then pay a monthly fee to use said hardware we just purchased? Their final plan was to make the 700MHz a free access point to use your hardware that you purchase from the big cell phone companies. How can they afford to shell out the billion dollars to buy the spectrum and to what use would it be to them to just give it away you ask? Google's main income is brought in by their advertising, and with an entire spectrum at their disposal there would be plenty of room to advertise and plenty of revenue to be made. When the large cell phone companies got wind of this they were obviously not happy campers. The estimated revenue generated from the auction was thought to be in the neighbourhood of five to seven billion dollars, but when the auction finished, the bids added up to almost twenty billion dollars. The large jump in the 700MHz value was because all the other companies wanted to keep the spectrum out of Google's price range, making the biggest winners in the auction AT&T and Virgin Mobile. I've read a lot of blogs and message board on the loss of Google, most people are upset and would have liked to see a different outcome. I think, if anything, this outcome may benefit us in the long run. Of course the rumour mill has started moving and it seems Google may have found a niche in this newly delegated 700MHz spectrum... more profitable for themselves and more damaging for the big cell phone companies. What I've heard from my professors and peers is that Google plans on leasing some 700MHz space and giving it away for free, just like they wanted to before, but in addition they will be manufacturing cell phones and giving them away at no cost! All of this is with in Google's budget because they would be using the cell phones to send you text messages or phone calls to advertise things. This of course would make them huge bucks. Seeing that no cell phone companies will be making any money off selling service because Google is just giving it away, next time the 700MHz spectrum goes up for auction no one is going to want it and Google could possibly pick it up for possibly a few thousand dollars... talk about depreciation. Of course the only downside I can see in this situation is the advertising. We are already advertised at left right and center. I think a bit more is completely worth not having a cell phone bill or needing to pay for the hardware. If this trend actually comes to fruition I could see us one day not needing to pay for Internet access and being handed a computer by some company as long as we promise to read one email a week about their newest products and services. As of now, were all still slaves to the cell phone bills but hopefully soon Google will save us. Cheers!

John of the Jungle

All the preparations have been made, the time booked off from work and school, the proper permits have been purchased and canoe lessons have been given. Tia and I are going into the interior of Algonquin park this August for a week long canoe and camping trip. Not a drive to your site and drink beer trip, but a real, survive off the land in the middle of nowhere camping trip. We broke out the canoe route map of Algonquin and mapped out our trip. We are going to start off by launching from the launch site at Opeongo Lake and through out the week make our way from the south arm of the lake to the north arm where we will stay in a moose habitat near a swamp. Tia did surprisingly well for her first time canoing, but I should have known she would seeing she's pretty much the most best thing ever. Bears scare the hell out of me so I believe I'm going to buy bear spray. Statistics show that it's pretty much a fluke if you manage to see a bear because they can smell you and go out of their way to stay away from you; you could be just a few feet away from a bear and not even know it because its slipping off in the the bush quietly as to not attract your attention. In the area's history of being a national park, there have only ever been two incidences that resulted in death due to bear attack. Both these incidences were caused not because of the campers inappropriate reaction to the bear, but because they were attacked by a lone male with the intent to kill and consume. Bears vary rarely stock and kill humans for a source of food (especially black bears, which are the only species found in Algonquin Park) but it has happened on very rare occasion. So like I said, bears scare the hell out of me. Also, I seem to be a magnet for hoarse and deer flies. I don't know if anyone has come in contact with these terrible insects from the pits of hell, but they are not cool. Think of a house fly, but a few times bigger, and they bite, and when they do, that take two plugs of skin with them. Their bite is so deep and large it actually draws blood. When I was younger and would canoe with my father, I would return from our trips covered in little red dots and dried blood. As Tia and I are going in late August, the deer and hoarse flies we'll be gone and the mosquitoes will be at a minimum. With all the being said, I haven't yet delved into the issue that worries me the most. Going to the bathroom in the wild makes me a little worried. Only a few of these designated camp areas have privies (which is what the picture at the top is of) which is a little wooden box with a hole, righ there in the open, that you poop into... kinda scared of that. And you have a privy if your lucky, either then that, your poopin' in a bush getting you ass bit by rattle snakes. The excitement and fun of the trip definitely out-way my worries, but then again, I worry about everything. A few more canoe lessons and a shopping trip and we'll be ready to go. Cheers!

FINALLY!

It's about fucking time!
So many people said it wasn't going to happen, but it did, BAM!
Two classes have been unveiled so far, the Barbarian returns to smash shit with his hammers and axes and the Witch Doctor steps onto the Diablo scene for the first time with the abilities to raise plague infested canine like creatures from corpses, which leads me to believe the Necromancer won't be making a return. You can also choose between alternate sexes now, which also leads me to lead the Amazon won't be making a return either. A guy Amazon... I doubt it. I can't even wait!

They're Coming To Get You Barbra... The Trees That Is

on monday i went to check out m. night shyamalan's new film 'the happening'. the world has been committing mass suicide at random and it turns out we have good old mother nature to thank. i was really excited from the trailers, all those people offing them selfs in such brutal ways, but what you see in the trailer is what you get. i was a little disappointed in the lack of gore and brutality, it seemed like such a promising canvas. the bits that we do see are definitely well executed and even have me feeling a little squeamish. i can appreciate the fact that there wasn't so much because it really gave what there was a big punch, and believe me, it was quite effective indeed. 'the happening' was marketed as Night's first rated R movie but i was surprised to see a 14a rating on it when i picked up the tickets. i guess the R rating was for the US theatrical release. the violence isn't anything more or less then what you would see in any other movie that wasn't rated R but i guess the fact that it was all suicide made the rating board a little uncomfortable which branded it R in the states. also, the movie was marketed as a horror film, which it was not at all; it was a science fiction flick through and through. as with any science fiction film, you can really tell when the movie was made. you can definitely tell that this movie was made in our environmentally conscious times... well, veiled attempt at being environmentally conscious. humanity has become to much of a bane on the earth so the plants have come up with a plan; release a toxin that causes humans to commit suicide. the only big problem i had with this movie was the character development, it was really unnecessary and a lot of it didn't make any sense at all. the major character development flaw was mrs. jones. she has such an odd character and your just waiting to see what she's all about and then BAM! her face is through a pain of glass and nothing is said of her after that... pointless. i found this film was much like george romeros night of the living dead, not because there were zombies or anything like that, but the end of the world idea was executed so similar. in both movies, the world is ending, disaster is upon us and there is such a tense air, but the bulk of the material is shot in a field, or a farm house; it was executed so well we don't need to see the mayhem all over the world, because we believe it. considering hes only been around for about 10 years, i think were gonna see many many more movies from him, and if he can deliver movies with such classic elements i can only imagine how good his future films are going to be. night has been getting a load of slack for his films ever since 1999 when he's giant block buster 'the sixth sense' came out; all the critics and film goers have been comparing all his films to this massive success and they have all been disappointed. personally, i love all his films, its just to bad his massive hit had to be at the beginning of his directorial career. love him or hate him, the film 'the happening' reminds us we need to be more conscious of our world and treat it properly before mother nature goes all kung fu on our asses. cheers!

NxNE

every year it's the same thing; nxne (north by north east) comes to town, i never get the time off, then it happens and i glue myself to a radio for the three to four days of it and pout and wish i was there. this year was no different of course =). the line up was quite exciting and there were many bands that i wish i could have seen and made more of an opinion of. on the top of my list was spiral beach, a cute little catchy band. of course moneen was there as well and played at the el macombo. i've always preferred their earlier material but listening to their coverage from nxne i heard some of the new new new stuff that they were show casing at their nxne show and i'm super excited to check out the album when it comes out, which won't be for a while yet. also, local barrie/alcona heroes, fox jaws had a set and from what i've heard from friends and blogs and what not, it went very well. hopefully this gets them more public exposure. im pouty, and i wish i went. here is the video for 'made of stone' by spiral beach. cheers!

One-Winged Angel

probably my all time favorite piece of music to appear in a video game would have to be one-winged angel from final fantasy VII. for anyone familiar with the game, it happens during the fight in which you face off against the big bad sephiroth. i found this clip on youtube of nobuo uematsu's (the composer of the final fantasy VII soundtrack) band, the black mages, performing it with a full orchestra and latin chorus backing them up. this song has been done time and time again at video game awards and the various video game orchestra events but this is probably the best i've seen. this version however, sounds like the advent version, which appears on the soundtrack to final fantasy VII: Advent children, the animated movie sequel to the video game. this is due to the electric guitars and rock drum kit, which might i add, makes the song even better. enjoy! cheers!

Linuxeriffic

last week i had finally had enough with windows vista and i wiped my c drive partition with all that was vista and the broken remnants of xp. i then booted up ubuntu and am so happy that i did. i have always been an apple man, but for my school laptop i really couldn't afford all that money just for a box to word process, surf the next and maybe play a few games. windows osx is a unix based operating system, and ubuntu is a linux os, which is based in unix, so having something that echoed mac osx on my laptop designed for windows is amazing. i guess i picked ubuntu because it probably the most recognized of the linux distributions, its very well put together and its completely and totally free. i think there are only a few that have a fee attached to them, like red hat and i think debian as well. the cost covers all the user support and the quality of the os but ubuntu has the same, if not better, support and the quality is superb, i haven't come across anything i don't think is excellent yet. needless to say from now on, any none apple box is getting some form of linux on it. another really amazing thing about the ubuntu community is that there are so many version of the os; ubuntu, kubuntu, secunbuntu, gobuntu, edunbuntu and so on and so forth. they even have religious unbuntus such as ubuntu CE(christian edition) and ME (muslim) edition. also, on the opposite end of the spectrum there is ubuntu SE (satanic edition), no jokes. the latest version of unbuntu is called hardy heron, which is 8.4. the latest version of SE is called headless hoarsman 8.4. Honestly, i think its quite hilarious. when version 6.4 was out about a year ago it was know as version 666.4 on the SE, how cute =) The distribution that interests me the most though is ubuntustudio. this os comes with a full suit of open source audio, video and graphic editing and manipulating software. from reading some forums, the audio editing suit is comparable to pro tools... i don't know if i necessarily believe that, but if its even close, that is completely amazing, considering its all one hundred percent free. so i'm a linux man now, if anyone isn't really familiar with linux i suggest downloading the ubuntu ISO and making a boot disk. you can use the OS right from the cd, so you don't have to load anything, and if you don't like it, just take the cd out and sacrifice it in a fire to ubuntu satan! cheers!

this is the cute lil logo for ubuntu satanic edition =P

Clive Barkers Ridin' The Meat Train!

Let met start off by saying happy international zombie day! ok, so i just finished reading the article in the latest fangoria magazine about the upcoming movie, the midnight meat train. only recently did i find out that clive barker actually had his hands on this project all the way through; i was under the assumption his only role was writing the story in his books of blood anthology back in 1984. japanese director ryuhei kitamra is the main man in this film but had clive barker as his right hand man and advisor for pretty much the whole filming process. you can almost tell there is a j-horror influence on this film while watching the trailer; the blood and guts of america, and the stylized beauty of japan. oh and there is plenty of blood and gut, and sexual themes, and nudity, and terrible language and everything else i think of when good old clive barker is involved with something. in fact, there is so much the MPAA wasn't able to give the film an R rating. leave it to lions gate to pick up a film that no one else will touch (devils rejects ring a bell). this whole not being able to rate the film thing really does worry me, as of now, i've read quite a few different release dates, some as early as last week, some as late as mid august, hopefully this doesn't turn into a straight to dvd movie. probably the most exciting thing about this film is the fact that they didn't mess up their casting. when ever my imagination put face to character i have always thought vinnie jones would make the perfect mr. mahogany, the main antagonist who specializes in the butcher and processing of the human body. as i picked up my new copy of fangoria i saw the cover picture, vinnie jones in a suit, holding a bloody meat tenderizing mallet. JOY! i'm quite stocked for this film indeed and will count down... or... up? to its eventual release date. cheers!

An Epic May 24 Tale... Now With Pictures!

i guess some of you have heard the harrowing tail of the may 24 weekend. it contains plane attacks, terrorism, car crashes, near death experiences and latent homosexuality. If you haven't... gather round, and listen to the tale... now with pictures!

a few of us had decided to take a trip, overseas, to clear our alcohol and school riddled minds. on the way to the airport, disaster struck; we were attacked by a run away jeep. we narrowly survived, but jeremey's car, alas, wasn't so lucky.


after walking for 17 hours towards the toronto airport, i started to notice sheldon, in a way i never noticed him before


then, i noticed jeremey in the same way.

needless to say i had my way with the both of them. sheldon was pleased with this.


finally we had made it, two weeks late for our flight. the good people at air canada squeezed us onto a flight anyways; we were quite happy.

well, everyone was happy except sheldon, who couldn't manage to get service from a flight attendant, no matter how many times he pressed the help button.

the flight was pleasant... at first. we all passed the time with activities we all enjoyed very much; sarah took her hobby of putting herself in tight places and proceeded to climb into the overhead compartment while jeremey hailed a flight attendant so he could hit the sauce.

sheldon quietly entertained himself by reading a copy of aerospace weekly. unfortunately he got confused, due to his strict read only in the washroom policy, and pooped his pants. tia enjoyed said aromas.

tia and i played a rousing round of 'try and look up my nose'.

due to jeremey's excessive 10am drinking binge, his senses had been heightened ten fold. he could tell, disaster was afoot.

'the plane! shes going down!' jeremey exclaimed, and panic ensued.

suddenly, sarah began to dance just as though the fear had been purged from her like a warming colonic. we all inquired why she was so calm in such a harrowing and tragic moment. she then reminded jeremey and i that we were both licensed pilots and we could easily set the plane down ourselves.

jeremey and i rushed to the cockpit and with some careful calculation, assessed our situation.


quite scuccessfully, we culminated our skills and set down the plane. quickly, i noticed the love of my life, tia, had gone missing.

in her seat, there was a note. it was addressed 'to my love, john'. the note explained that she was behind the plane going down, in an attempt to crash it into the west edmonton mall; canada's most prized natural resource. she had fled the plane and commandeered a fighter jet. the woman i loved, was in reality, a terrorist.

jeremey and myself knew what we had to do. we had to shoot, my terrorist soul mate from the sky. one comondered fighter jet and ten thousand feet later, we were hot on tia's jihad-ridden trail. suddenly, tragedy reared its ugly head... jeremey, regrettably, noticed a button. due to his slight mental retardation that pertains to pushing buttons, there was nothing i could do. the button, of course, was the seat ejection button and his simple mind drove his finger straight into the center of it.

i tried! oh god how i tried! but i could only hold onto his hand-me-down american eagle sweater sleeve for so long. my sweaty grip failed, and jeremey plunged to his dark, dreary, bloody, shitty, screaming explodingly doomful doom.

i hope this story, of my may 24 weekend, has dazzled and amazed you. i hope from my sorrow you can find a wealth of entertainment, especially you breanna marsh, you who revels in my anguished despair! i hope... be it only a hope, that my terrorist lady love comes back to me one day. and i hope that sheldon get his pooping every time he reads problem under control.

Diary of the Dead... Finally

So diary of the dead has finally been released on dvd. its taken some time for this movie to be seen by the masses in canada, but it has finally made it. in an earlier entry i discussed the headache it was, trying to see this movie during its limited canadian theater run; it lasted a month at most and hit three or four canadian theaters, how wonderful. needless to say, i bought my self a copy as soon as it was available and watched it, and i was quite pleased. the last 'of the dead' movies was alright. i know many die hard romero fans despised 'land of the dead' and with good reason. but we all have to remember it really wasn't george's movie by the theatrical release. 'diary of the dead' really had george's style and i was very excited about that. it almost seemed to have echoes from his original 'night of the living dead'. as all of his films seem to center around what is happening in our world socially and politically, it was fitting that this movie was centered around information sharing through blogs, youtube, myspace and all the file and text sharing sites. as our characters make their way through the zombie scared landscape of middle america, they record everything along the way, and upload it to the internet quite frequently. actually, it feels a little odd blogging about this movie, seeing thats what the whole point of the movie is, sifting through the crap thats available to find the truth; i hope i'm not adding to the digital crap pile, but i probably am. this story could almost be considered a cyberpunk/horror movie accept for the fact that the technology is the medium for the story, help communication and without the technology in question, the story would ultimately be impossible to tell. in all, i was quite impressed with the movie, and i think it was worth the wait. of course, were never gonna see anything quite as quality as the original trilogy, but that to be expected. The sequel to this movie is in the works, as far as i know, it's in post production. the basis of the movie is a little shady so far. from what i hear, it takes place on an island and i believe it stars the remaining three characters who survive. oh by the way, spoiler alter =P regardless of all the shady info, i'm really excited to see the sequel... and maybe the third? do i smell a new george romero zombie trilogy? smells like rotting flesh and fresh blood to me!
check it out, and happy zombie hunting, cheers!