This first tough customer would be super as I sometimes feel the urge to bust some chops when on a daily basis I am visited by this wonderful fellow who insist the computer he is using is broken even though every day i tell him he needs to acquire himself a new temporary user name and password... I guess some people are born with goldfish brains; never fear, it's nothing a pop to the jaw can't fix!
This next snappy little coffee cup with a cute little gun trigger handle would be be perfect to use on those who furiously shake the mouse and proclaim for all the library to hear that "these fucking stupid computers are always broken and no one here knows what the fuck is going on!". I would point it at them and yell "Stick 'em Up!" as I poked the power button which of course they neglected to do before going on their tirade! On days overflowing with these sorts of people I could always make peace with God and turn my mug on myself.
This definitely has nothing to do with any sort of discord in the work place... however it would be beneficial on those coffee runs for the rest of the staff when I wish I had a few more arms.
Finally, there is an on going debate two weather the Sith are superior to the Jedi... I know, I know. Joe has decided to bid the phone calls here farewell by saying "my the force be with you". I think if I had this mug it would put him and his Jedis in their place. The Dark Side is strong in this one!
Cheers!
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